Welcome to Titles in the Tabloids, one of the challenges for Bout of Books 17. This is my first time as a challenge host and I'm hoping everyone enjoys this activity.
We've all stood in line at the grocery store and giggled at some of the outrageous headlines we see. So, for today's challenge, I thought it would be fun to take some of our book plots and make them into fun tabloid headlines. For example, a tabloid headline for the book Twilight might be...
SPARKLY VAMPIRE STALKS BROODING GIRL FOR ENDLESS STARING CONTEST
Now it's your turn!
- Think about the book you are reading or one that you finished during Bout of Books 17
- Create a "tabloid" type headline. Make it fun, feel free to use sarcasm liberally. :)
- Post your headline in the comment section below
AND/OR
- Tweet your headline using two hashtags: #boutofbooks and #tabloidtitles
I love your headline! I know it would make me stop in the check-out line.
ReplyDeleteGood vs. Evil: Queen Haven & Queen Kadia battle for men.
ReplyDeleteGood vs. Evil: Queen Haven & Queen Kadia battle for men.
ReplyDelete[Girls on Fire] Girls will be Girls; Town susects Satanism
ReplyDelete[Fairest] Evil Queen has tragic backstory: Cool motive, still murder
Aunt tries to kill niece with pillow - niece survives with a reason to breathe
ReplyDelete*GASP* Demon Slayer Starts Relationship with Demon! Story on page 3!
ReplyDeleteNurse kills Skinhead's baby.
ReplyDeleteNurse kills Skinhead's baby.
ReplyDeleteBusiness competitors give a whole new meaning to the expression friendly competition during caribbean conference
ReplyDeleteUS ARMY CREATES VAMPIRES TO FIGHT TERRORISM, LOSES CONTROL. BLAMES TERRORISTS.
ReplyDeleteScandal! 'Lionman' hires live in nurse to care for mysterious baby!
ReplyDeleteLady and the Lionheart by Joanne Bischof
The First Taste by Jessica Hawkins
ReplyDeleteAnd my tabloid title:
"New York's own manhater, Amelia Van Ecken, has been seen around the city fueling up on carbs and getting close to a sexy mechanic from Jersey. Who is this mysterious man she can't seem to keep her hands off of? Find out on page 69!"
From Jane Steele: HEADMASTER MURDERED BY LETTER OPENER AFTER LURID LETTERS TO TEACHER DISCOVERED
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ReplyDeleteI am going to use the Heart of Betrayal for this because I just finished it and it is on my mind.
ReplyDeleteRunaway princess sited snuggling up to the leader of warring country while, jilted princes and her sexy assassin look on. Could this be some ploy to make the others jealous or some freaky sex thing? Full story inside.
I included my headline in my post: https://spinesinaline.wordpress.com/2016/08/25/bout-of-books-17-day-four/
ReplyDelete'Local witch welcomes newlyweds to their untimely deaths'
Thanks for hosting this challenge!
I came up with a few.
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NEW CONSTABLE THINKS MAULING MAYBE MURDER CAUSE BY A SADISTIC MADMAN!WARNED TO LEAVE IT ALONE. In the Barren Grounds by Loreth Anne White
ReplyDeleteWomen Turns Into Sun = Arctic Dawn by Karissa Laurel
ReplyDeleteWill Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green
ReplyDeleteMy tabloid title is:
"16 year-old boy finds himself the unconventional co-star of a play about the life of his gay best friend."
I've been on a re-read of HP and The Order of the Phoenix, so that's my choice:
ReplyDeleteBrooding teen seeks evil warlord attempting to overtake the world.
I'm reading Fire and Hemlock by Diana Wynne Jones, here goes the tabloid:
ReplyDeleteExtremely cute little girl makes adult role play her make-believe (or maybe not!) fantasy stories.
Young man get's lost in faery while looking for a fallen star. Find out how it end's in "Stardust" by Neil Gaiman.
ReplyDeleteReal pixies and the Trolls who love them
ReplyDeleteReal pixies and the Trolls who love them
ReplyDeleteThis is dark, because The Natural Way of Things is a VERY dark book haha.
ReplyDeleteLarge Group of 20-Year-Old Women STILL Don't Realize They Can Overtake 2 Guys 150 Pages In!
Thank you for hosting this challenge. Happy readings! ;)
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Hot Twin Fantasies about Gay Vampire Sex in a Library named "Love"
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